The loss of a loved one is the most heartbreaking moment in your life, next to when you miss out on an important promotion at work or when you got laughed at a lot as a kid for having odd genitals. The funeral business in this country has created a multibillion dollar industry out of what used to be a sacred and celebratory event - burning your loved ones to a crisp. Gone are the days when a family member near death was lovingly dragged out into the yard, tastefully surrounded with unwanted furniture and family members and set ablaze. The surviving family then held each other close as the spirit of their loved one soared to the sky - and their possessions soared into Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe. Now a nameless stranger carts away the body while you are still mourning, drains out their blood, fills them full of embalming fluid, violates their privates, puts makeup on them and charges $60,000 for a cafeteria-like service, gaudy casket, shitty overpriced flowers and a hole in the ground next to someone you've never met.

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		What to do? Thanks to the overbearing officials who ruin everything in the modern world, you can't do as the Spartans did and toss your loved one in a local river. Bring back the respect for financial stability your family deserves with Home Cremation. People have been making funeral pyres for millennia: from the banks of the sacred Ganges in India, to the elaborate cremation rituals of the ancient bonfire builders at Texas universities, to the Vikings floating out to sea on a burning cruise ship. DIY cremation is easy, convenient, cost-effective, fun for kids and you can watch from the comfort of your own living room! A funeral should be a celebration of the life of the deceased. Spend your money on snacks and hard liquor instead! Make sure that your loved ones go out in a blaze of glory! Click HERE to find out how Home Cremation can help.